10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.

9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.

8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.

7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

5. Your IQ is lower than your weight.

4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.

3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.

2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.

1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home.